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This is a continuation of call center jokes... As of now, I can only remember one joke... sorry I guess I have to try harder to remember more.... : )





Tech support: Can you press the time and date on the left side of your screen?

Customer: But there is no time and date on the left side...

Tech support: Oh! I mean on the other left side of your screen... (right side) : )

Customer: Huh?!

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Tech support: Can you tell me which type of modem you have?

Customer: Oh! Wait a minute..... It says here that it is D - E - L - L....

Tech support: Dell?

Customer: Yeah?!That's it Dell.

Tech support: I think we're looking at a different box ma'am. - (The customer is looking at the CPU)

I am also helping a friend to dispose this condo unit or at least have it rented.

1. It is near SM Fairview and Robinsons
2. Has two bedrooms and one bathroom
3. Has its own kitchen
4. If you're gonna rent this condo unit ... we're having it rented for only P3, 000

If you're interested, just post a comment. Thank you!

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CABINETS FOR STORAGE

BEDROOM

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My Super Ex - Girlfriend - Movie Review


Yeah i know that it really really looks good on movie preview. My boyfriend and I also laughed at the movie preview and that made us curious and excited to watch this movie. Generally speaking i think they made a great plot because this really is a new story but I think they got overboard on some parts.

However, I am warning you about this one because when i had the chance to see the movie it wasn't really as good as I had expected it to be. I thought I will laugh all the way through the movie but i got disappointed. I admit i don't have the background to see if this movie is a great masterpiece or not but movies are created for the movie viewers to enjoy, appreciate, and sometimes even learn something from it. And honestly i wasnt able to enjoy and appreciate the movie. : (

Matt Saunders (Luke Wilson) - is a regular guy who gets acquainted with this not so pretty lady played by Jenny Johnson (Uma Thurman). Little did he know that the not so pretty lady he is dating is the gorgeous super hero who has been saving so many lives. On the other hand, the geeky lady a.k.a gorgeous lady Jenny falls madly inlove with Matt and later on revealed to him that she is the gorgeous super hero. The relationship went well until it came to the point that Jenny has been so jealous and possessive that turned Matt's feelings for the Jenny soured. He tried so many attempts on telling her about breaking up and that's where the chaos began.

I am currently working as a call center representative and i'm pretty much getting the hang of it now... and i didn't know i'll come across with so many jokes about call centers... here are a some of the jokes that i remember.... i'll post for more once i remember the others : )


Boy : Nakakainis talaga ang mga kapitbahay namin. Kung anu anong pinagkakalat tungkol sa kin?!

Girl: Bakit? Ano bang sinasabi ng mga kapitbahay mo tungkol sayo?

Boy: Magnanakaw daw ako, kasi tuwing gabi ako nagtatrabaho...

Girl: Eh buti ka nga pinagkakamalan ka lang na magnanakaw?! Ang mga kapitbahay namin pinagbibintangan ba naman akong prostitute?!!!


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May isang call center agent na nagdidikta ng password sa isang american customer ....

Call center agent: Ok ma'am, do you have a pen and paper so u can write down your password?

Customer: Yes!

Call Center agent: Your password is.... d for delta.... b for boy .... g for george ... q for.... q for QUIAPO.....

Customer: WHAT?!!!!!!!


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Tech support : Do you see a box there to type in your password?

Customer: Yes...

Tech support: Can you type your password in that box?

Customer: Sure! ..... (After typing the password)Should i click the sign in button now?

Tech support: SIGE PO!!!

Name : Snippety_snip

Birthplace: Mindoro

School: UPDil

Hobbies: Web surfing, cooking, reading books, watching tv ( and other boring stuff)

Favorite Tv Program:any no brainer tv programs (any tv program where you can just sit back and laugh) ... and this also include telenovelas like ....

hahaha i know it's chessy or baduy ... but i really don't know why i'm hooked with it. teehehehe... probably because i have baduy taste? : )

if im not watching these baduy stuff you could catch me watching pirated dvd's such as csi series, 24 and other movies. going to movie houses now just to watch a movie is really expensive, plus you'll be needing to eat and there is also a high possibility that you're gonna buy something right? (hahaha... kuripot ba? - eh kc im working already so i kinda know now how hard it is to make money)

Favorite movie: I have a lot of favorite movie one of them is "A Walk to Remember", i'm such a cry baby so everytime i watch this movie i cant stop myself from crying. Another is "Harry Potter" my favorite from the harry potter series is Prisoner of Azkaban. (Yeah i ll always be a kid at heart)

Favorite mag: I am an avid subscriber of WITCH. I keep on telling people that it's for my niece but deep in my heart i know that it's really for myself hehehe... Probably because i wasnt able to enjoy such things when i was a kid : ( I'll tell you more about witch in my upcoming posts : )