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Call center jokes II

This is a continuation of call center jokes... As of now, I can only remember one joke... sorry I guess I have to try harder to remember more.... : )





Tech support: Can you press the time and date on the left side of your screen?

Customer: But there is no time and date on the left side...

Tech support: Oh! I mean on the other left side of your screen... (right side) : )

Customer: Huh?!

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Tech support: Can you tell me which type of modem you have?

Customer: Oh! Wait a minute..... It says here that it is D - E - L - L....

Tech support: Dell?

Customer: Yeah?!That's it Dell.

Tech support: I think we're looking at a different box ma'am. - (The customer is looking at the CPU)

 

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