Call center jokes
I am currently working as a call center representative and i'm pretty much getting the hang of it now... and i didn't know i'll come across with so many jokes about call centers... here are a some of the jokes that i remember.... i'll post for more once i remember the others : )
Boy : Nakakainis talaga ang mga kapitbahay namin. Kung anu anong pinagkakalat tungkol sa kin?!
Girl: Bakit? Ano bang sinasabi ng mga kapitbahay mo tungkol sayo?
Boy: Magnanakaw daw ako, kasi tuwing gabi ako nagtatrabaho...
Girl: Eh buti ka nga pinagkakamalan ka lang na magnanakaw?! Ang mga kapitbahay namin pinagbibintangan ba naman akong prostitute?!!!
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May isang call center agent na nagdidikta ng password sa isang american customer ....
Call center agent: Ok ma'am, do you have a pen and paper so u can write down your password?
Customer: Yes!
Call Center agent: Your password is.... d for delta.... b for boy .... g for george ... q for.... q for QUIAPO.....
Customer: WHAT?!!!!!!!
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Tech support : Do you see a box there to type in your password?
Customer: Yes...
Tech support: Can you type your password in that box?
Customer: Sure! ..... (After typing the password)Should i click the sign in button now?
Tech support: SIGE PO!!!
Boy : Nakakainis talaga ang mga kapitbahay namin. Kung anu anong pinagkakalat tungkol sa kin?!
Girl: Bakit? Ano bang sinasabi ng mga kapitbahay mo tungkol sayo?
Boy: Magnanakaw daw ako, kasi tuwing gabi ako nagtatrabaho...
Girl: Eh buti ka nga pinagkakamalan ka lang na magnanakaw?! Ang mga kapitbahay namin pinagbibintangan ba naman akong prostitute?!!!
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May isang call center agent na nagdidikta ng password sa isang american customer ....
Call center agent: Ok ma'am, do you have a pen and paper so u can write down your password?
Customer: Yes!
Call Center agent: Your password is.... d for delta.... b for boy .... g for george ... q for.... q for QUIAPO.....
Customer: WHAT?!!!!!!!
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Tech support : Do you see a box there to type in your password?
Customer: Yes...
Tech support: Can you type your password in that box?
Customer: Sure! ..... (After typing the password)Should i click the sign in button now?
Tech support: SIGE PO!!!
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